So, ya might be wondering...

Who IS this mysterious hacker man known as "Soap Television"?

Well, SoapTV is...

1. gay ABSOLUTELY UNTRUE MEDS NOW

1. a 23 year old man (you know my pronouns it ain't that hard if you're not a mentally ill fag)

2. Canadian (KEEEEEEEEEK HIS COUNTRY'S FLAG IS A FUCKING LEAF)

3. Aryan (i just am ok?!)

4. an absolute gigachad who's better than you in everything

^ this is me btw if that matters to you

Fun facts about SoapTV

1. he may or may not actually be a 3,000 year old dragon made out of ice that secretly lives in different dimension, with a computer as my only means of communication with the human world (holy larp)

2. he is a fentanyl addict (TRVKE)

3. he is a so-called enthusiast of "soy woahjaks"... nobody seems to know what this means except for soap himself

4. he is probably editing this website right now

5. he isn't a real person, just a figment of your imagination (this website doesn't exist either, you're hallucinating, wake up wake up wake up WAKE UP

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