Who IS this mysterious hacker man known as "Soap Television"?
Well, SoapTV is...
1. gay ABSOLUTELY UNTRUE MEDS NOW
1. a 23 year old man (you know my pronouns it ain't that hard if you're not a mentally ill fag)
2. Canadian (KEEEEEEEEEK HIS COUNTRY'S FLAG IS A FUCKING LEAF)
3. Aryan (he just is ok?!)
4. an absolute gigachad who's better than you in everything
^ this is me btw if that matters to you
1. he may or may not actually be a 3,000 year old dragon made out of ice that secretly lives in different dimension, with a computer as his only means of communication with the human world (holy larp)
2. he is a fentanyl addict (TRVKE)
3. he is a so-called enthusiast of "soy woahjaks"... nobody seems to know what this means except for soap himself
4. he is probably editing this website right now