The CIA, or the Central Intelligence Agency, is an American governmental intelligence service. The CIA is widely popular all over the world, and has been frequently featured in pop culture and memes. As a matter of fact, I was once a CIA agent, too! (MARGE????)
Glowies-- err, I mean... CIA agents are said to emit a warm and inviting glow, so much so that they acutally glow in the dark!
look at this friendly CIA agent! Look at the way he glows, so inticing! You just wanna give him a hug, don't you? Don't worry, you can trust him :)
You may have heard about some of the operations the CIA is known for, such as Operation Desert Storm, Operation Glado, etc.
The CIA has also been involved in avariety of lesser known operations as well, some of which affect internet users such as you and me. One such operation is Operation Thrembo, in which the CIA ████████ ██ ████████. ████████ ████ ███ █ ███████, which was a threat to ██████████ ██ ██████████ █. █████████ ███ ████ █████ left 4 million dead ███████████ █████ ██ ████████ █ ██████████ █ ██ ████████████████ █ ███████████ gentials were destroyed beyond recognition, ███ ██████ ████████ █████████████ ██ █████████████ █ ███████████ █████ ████████ ██████ ██████ █████ ██████████████ ██ ████ █████████ █ ██████ ████████████ ████ █████ █ ███████ soybeans. Furthermore, upon learning that their operation failed, the CIA ███ ███ ████ ███ ████ ████████ █████████ ████ ████████ █████ ██ ███████████ ███ ███ ████████ ██ ██ ███████████ ███ ████ grapefruit in the electrical socket █████ ████ ███ ████ █████ ███ ██████████ ████ █████ ████ █ ████████ ██████ ███████ ████ ███████████ ████████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ████ ████ ████ ██ ███ █████ ███████ ██ ███ █████ ████████ ███ ████ ██ ████ ████████ ██████ ████ ████████ ███ ██ ██ ███ ██ ████ █████ ███████ ███████ ██ ████ ██ ███ ████████ ██ according to you █████ ████ ███ ████ █████ ███ ██████████ ████ █████ ████ █ ████████ ██████ ███████ ████ ███████████ ████████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ████ ████ ████ ██ ███ █████ ███████ ██ ███ █████ ████████ ███ ████ ██ ████ ████████ ██████ ████ ████████ ███ ██ ██ ███ ██ ████ █████ ███████ ███████ ██ ████ ██ ███ ██████ HIGHLY DANGEROUS, DO NOT APPROACH ██ ████ ██████████████████ ████████ ████████ █████████ █████ ███ █████████ ███████ ██████ █████ ███ ██████████ █████ ███████ ██ ███████ ██ ████ ██████████████████ ████████ ████████ █████████ █████ ███ █████████ ███████ ██████ █████ ███ ██████████ █████ ███████ ██ ███████ ██ ████ ██████████████████ ████████ ████████ █████████ █████ ███ █████████ ███████ ██████ █████ ███ ██████████ █████ ███████ ██ ███████ was successfully killed, and replaced with a body double ██ ████ ██████████████████ ████████ ████████ █████████ █████ ███ █████████ ███████ ██████ █████ ███ ██████████ █████ ███████ ██ █████████ ████ ██████████████████ ████████ ████████ █████████ █████ ███ █████████ ███████ ██████ █████ ███ ██████████ █████ ███████ ██ ███████ ██ ████ ██████████████████ ████████ ████████ █████████ █████ ███ █████████ ███████ ██████ █████ ███ ██████████ █████ ███████ ██ ███████ total internet domination ██ ████ ██████████████████ ████████ ████████ █████████ █████ ███ █████████ ███████ ██████ █████ ███ ██████████ █████ ███████ ██ █████████ ████ ██████████████████ ████████ ████████ █████████ █████ ███ █████████ ███████ ██████ █████ ███ ██████████ █████ ███████ ██ ███████ ██ ████ ██████████████████ ████████ ████████ █████████ █████ ███ █████████ ███████ ██████ █████ ███ ██████████ █████ ███████ ██ ███████ ██ ████ ██████████████████ ████████ ████████ █████████ █████ ███ █████████ ███████ ██████ █████ ███ ██████████ █████ ███████ ██ ███████ all of which explains why i couldn't log into blacked.com today.
The CIA is bad because they uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... they just are, okay?!
also the CIA is helping to kill the internet and are collecting all of your data as we speak ou algo assim
1. They protect us from foreign invasions (they just do ok??)
2. They watch over us to make sure everyone is safe (they just do ok??)
3. They catch cybercriminals and stop them from harming us innocent plebians on the interwebz (they just do ok??)
So be like our lord and saviour Terry A. Davis, and become friends with the CIA today! Being buddies with the CIA is like having a friend that will never leave you alone!